German Distiller Claims Spirits Poured Over Naked Model’s Breasts: The New York Daily News is reporting that a German liquor company is claiming that every drop of its limited-edition line of spirits were poured over a model’s naked breasts before being bottled. Guess its a good idea for those who want their whiskey filtered through silicone.
Miguel Cabrera Wins Triple Crown: Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers became the first player to win baseball’s triple crown since Boston’s Carl Yastrzemski in 1967, finishing the regular season leading the American League in batting average, home runs and runs batted in. And, similar to horse racing’s triple crown winners who eventually get set out to pasture to breed, Cabrera will also be set free in Detroit’s single’s bars to breed.
Excessive Sitting Linked With Chronic Kidney Risk: Excessive sitting has already been linked to health conditions like diabetes and obesity — and now a new study suggests it could increase the risk of chronic kidney problems. I’ll bet the kidney problems occur when you’re all sprawled-out on the couch and just too damn lazy to get up and go to the bathroom.
Snake Venom Relieves Pain: French scientists have found that black mamba venom is a highly effective painkiller that doesn’t cause the troublesome side effects and addictive qualities of opiates. Good thing! It would be a shame to have people, totally addicted to black mamba venom, running off into the bush, trying to get bitten by deadly poisonous snakes.
Rocket-Propelled Car May Hit 1000 MPH: A British team hopes to break the land speed record by pairing a supersonic car and a fighter jet engine that is expected to hit 1000 miles-per-hour. That’s all we need, Justin Bieber or Lindsay Lohan barreling down the Ventura Freeway in a car like that.
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