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UPS Driver Has Sex With Hooker in His Truck Who Posts Online

ups-truckUPS Driver Has Sex With Hooker in His Truck Who Posts Online:  A UPS driver who decided to spend his lunch break having sex with a prostitute in the back of his delivery truck will probably regret his decision after the hooker took pics with her cellphone and posted them online.  The UPS driver claimed all he was doing was delivering his package.  Talk about the postman cometh.  And ladies, don’t forget to ask your carrier “what brown can do for you.”

 

teaWoman Loses Teeth Over Tea Addiction:  The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting that a 47-year-old Michigan woman has lost teeth and developed other serious bone problems after decades of consuming “astronomical amounts” of highly concentrated tea.  My question is, if you’re gonna abuse a harmful substance, who the hell picks tea?  On a positive note, this poses no real threat to Tea Party members because very few of them have all that many teeth to lose anyway.

 

Statue of Abraham Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC.

Statue of Abraham Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC.

Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Spray Paint:  The Lincoln Memorial was found vandalized when an officer stopped by on patrol and found green paint splattered across the floor and the base of the famous statue of Abraham Lincoln.  Authorities say that while they have no suspects, they have been able to rule out John Wilkes Booth.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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