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Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn

Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn:  Southwestern Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn.  So for those of you in Southwestern Michigan, if anyone ever utters a snide remark to you like “close the door, were you born in a barn?” – just tell them “no, but I once had liposuction in one.” 300w, 768w, 835w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Tiny Hobbit People Were Actually Separate Species:  Researchers say the tiny 3-foot-tall hobbit people who lived in Indonesia hundreds of thousands of years ago, weren’t simply shrunken versions of modern humans as researchers had previously thought, but were actually a far more primitive sister species of Homo habilis, which lived in Africa 1.7 million years ago.  Anthropologists say this definitively proves Randy Newman was right all along.


Romanian Scientists Produce Artificial Blood Product:   A Romanian doctor announced that he and a team of colleagues have made a potentially life-saving stride for medicine, following a successful round of testing an artificial blood product they’ve devoted the last six years of their lives to developing.  Gee, I hate to sound cynical, but Romania is where Transylvania is located.  I mean, is anyone really surprised a “scientist” from Transylvania would devote so much bloody time trying to increase the blood supply?

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