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Putin Claims Missiles Which Can Overcome NATO Defense Systems

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-768x433.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-1024x578.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin.jpg 1276w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Putin Claims Missiles Which Can Overcome NATO Defense Systems:  Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that Russia is developing a series of nuclear weapon systems, including a new supersonic cruise missile which is capable of overcoming NATO defense systems.  Perhaps, but what they don’t tell you is Putin’s nuclear button isn’t nearly as big or half as shiny as Trump’s.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Surfer-768x431.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Surfer.jpg 780w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Shark Bites Surfer in Half in Australia Waters:  A surfer has been bitten in half in a savage shark attack off Australia’s west coast, the fifth such fatality in the region in less than a year.  When asked how likely they’d be to go back in the water after these attacks, local surfers said they’d be only half as likely.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Attractive-People... 430w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Pretty People Are More Selfish:  A new study determined that people born with symmetrical facial features – long considered a major component of physical attractiveness – were more likely than less attractive people to focus on their own interests instead of co-operating with others.  So keep in mind the next time someone describes you as a “team player,” they’re pretty much saying “you’re ugly.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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