Joke :: angel: they won’t stay home God: virus didn’t scare ‘em? angel: they want to skydive in large groups God: *rummages around in plague bag* drop a few of these angel: dafuq? God: Murder Hornet by Bob Phillips

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Skydiving

by Bob Phillips

angel: they won’t stay home
God: virus didn’t scare ‘em?
angel: they want to skydive in large groups
God: rummages around in plague bag drop a few of these
angel: dafuq?
God: Murder Hornet

May 3rd, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

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