Joke :: New Jersey has to decide on legalizing marijuana tomorrow. We’ve yet to even decide if it’s pork roll or taylor ham and we’re the only fucking state with the meat. I am nervous. by Dan LaMorte

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by Dan LaMorte

New Jersey has to decide on legalizing marijuana tomorrow. We’ve yet to even decide if it’s pork roll or taylor ham and we’re the only fucking state with the meat. I am nervous.

Nov 2nd, 2020 via twitter

Dan LaMorte

Stand-up Comedian

New York, NY

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