Joke :: I love that candy companies, as a whole, have adopted “King Size” for their larger variations. I know I’ve personally never felt wealthier, and above the commoners, than when I’m shoveling a yard of Kit Kat down my throat. by Dan LaMorte

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by Dan LaMorte

I love that candy companies, as a whole, have adopted “King Size” for their larger variations. I know I’ve personally never felt wealthier, and above the commoners, than when I’m shoveling a yard of Kit Kat down my throat.

Nov 17th, 2021 via twitter

Dan LaMorte

Stand-up Comedian

New York, NY

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