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#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.
I was at a crazy bar on a wild Saturday night.
Two dudes had words and got in a big 'ol fight.
Knives came out, the cops showed up,
And I missed the whole thing cuz I was sitting in the bathroom looking at Twitter.
Life'll pass you by when you're tweeting on the shitter.
Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...
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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.